"So this is how we deal with the CO2 to help stop Global Warming?" Submitted by Kenneth W. Russell; Alpharetta, Ga.
"Let's drink to our new bottling plant!" Submitted by Jeff Wrede
"You know this new pressure vessel and relief valve design really sucks." Submitted by Anthony F. Keene; Charlotte, N.C.
"Another round of budget cuts...." Submitted by Chris McDonald
"Go ahead, take a drink. I dare you." Submitted by Mervin Archer
"At least now we know what's in it. . . "Submitted by Alex Brandstetter
"This is what happens when you hire art students for summer help and assign them to the pipe fitters team."Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"The CEO said our profit margin wasn't fat enough. . . "Submitted by Charles Bins
"No, no the can is supposed to be there. What's wrong is that the "vent" is too close to a window."Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I said that when the rum tanker arrives we can begin the "alco-lation"; not alkylation."Submitted by Cameron Watt
"In my case BSc stands for bartending science."Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Red can, red shirt; clearly this is your responsibility."Submitted by Cameron Watt
"No, it's not the soda itself that's weird. Why is it going through a degasser?"Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I asked for an effervescent solution. Next time I'll choose my words more carefully."Submitted by Nate Winfield; Medina, Ohio