"Now you know why we need the flow alarm. . . " Submitted by Rick Torchia
"Oh, now I see it! It says 'blind the flange, THEN open the valve!' Sorry!" Submitted by Christopher Clarke; New Orleans
"Would you be more comfortable if I could raise the temperature a bit?" Submitted by Carol Wilson, Iowa
"I tried to warn you about performing exorcism's on the equipment." Submitted by Jim Higginbotham; Chicago
"I told you we shouldn't put the break room inside the sewage treatment plant." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"Well of course we put Gatorade in the safety shower, what does your department use?" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"Management says for each of us is to do our part 'go green' so I'm making you green, What's your problem?" Submitted by Don Ernst
"So you don't like your job as the Nickelodeon green goo viscosity tester?" Submitted by Paul Plante
"The specification say that it cannot be tested on animals." Submitted by Paul Plante
"I'm Operations, you need to take that up with Maintenance!" Submitted by Robert Andrew; Lakeland, Flas.
"The project manager says that the second parallel separator will arrive a week from Monday ... you said startup just had to stay on schedule!" Submitted by Ralph E. King; Channelview, Texas
"I'm maintenance, you need to take that up with operations!" Submitted by Robert Andrew; Lakeland, Fla.
"No matter how long you stand there, that is not going to turn you into the incredible hulk!" Submitted by Robert Andrew; Lakeland, Fla.
"It says here that's not supposed to happen." Submitted by LeRoy E. Rugg
"Hey, Check your dye. It isn't suppose to be green." Submitted by William B.
"The MSDS says you shouldn't get that stuff on you." Submitted by Phil Baker
"No, the harry potter invisible cloak does not come in red colour." Submitted by jdshah
"A clear example showing that chemical plants do waterboard industrial spies when caught." Submitted by Chuck Lewis