Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner March 13, 2011

Congratulations to Kevin McLellan for submitting the winning caption. See if you've got what it takes to be the next winner -- a new cartoon has been posted.

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"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Comical Processing cartoon caption

I don't care if you are the boss's son; I'm not testing your snot for
'Amazing Properties.'

 

Honorable Mentions

"I don't think we need to waste the time or money checking your sample, you aren't going to pass the pre-employment drug screening." Submitted  by Robert Andrews

"I've got to find a better delivery system." Submitted  by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

OTHER SUBMISSIONS

"Straight from the Synthesis Lab, boss, the next new product! LI (liquid Immortality), and get this: you'll never miss another deadline!" Submitted  by Charles E. Parker; Hopatcong, N.J.

"Sure our new product will make your bike go faster . . . assuming it doesn't blow the engine in the process" Submitted  by R. T. Mueller; Hertford, N.C.

"No, Hot Shot! Green fuel does not mean green smoke!" Submitted  by Jatin Shah

"Now that I know it runs my bike let's try it in the car, gas is the market we need to get into." Submitted  by Erasmo (Moe) Carvajal, Jr.

"Yeah! It's green. But "green" doesn't remove paint." Submitted  by Scott Borgstede

"I don't care how cool your bike is, I never take vials of green liquid from strangers!" Submitted  by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"You idiot! The point was to see if there was a performance enhancement with the additive IN the gas tank!" Submitted  by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.

"What have you been working on George? Well, my son was constantly falling off his bike during races . . and so, I thought. . . Yes George, go on. Well here's the new super duper glue I developed." Submitted  by Ron Clouse


"No, I won't help wax your dirt bike." Submitted  by Philip Baker

"This new ethanol tastes better than it runs." Submitted  by Donald M Ernst

"How dare you bring that terrible chemical riding on a motorcycle." Submitted  by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"Excellent, Wilson! Now let's try it blindfolded!" Submitted  by Paul Menary; Brantford, ON

"You rode a motorcycle down a flight of stairs with one hand while carrying a volatile liquid. Aren't any of you lab boys wrapped tight!" Submitted  by Chuck Lewis

"Thanks Mr. Knievel for the quick delivery. Maybe next time you could use the freight elevator!" Submitted  by Chuck Lewis

"Riding your motorcycle to a routine screening doesn't bode well for you; neither does a green sample." Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"There's no refund. . . I told you it was bio-fuel. I can't help it if stray cats keep following you." Submitted  by Jeff Young; Berea, Ohio

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