"I shouldn't have told them to make it look 'pretty'!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"The I&E Tech says its some newfangled Coriolis Mass flowmeter." Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"As a matter of fact, Tim Tiebow was the lead Engineer on this. Perhaps he should have stuck with football." Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"No! I said tie INTO the line." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"When the contractor said he delivers his projects 'on time with a bow' I always thought he was talking figuratively." Submitted by Fred Durrenberger
"The boss said 'tie-in the line,' not 'tie, in the line.'" Submitted by Dan Hilburn
"I told you that pipe fitter looked like one of those chopper guys from that TV Show." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"I heard the pipe fitter singing 'here we go loopdy loop here we go. . .'" Submitted by Joseph P Windish; Warminster, Pa.
"I told him that his last piping job looked like spaghetti. He asked if I would rather have a pretzel." Submitted by Randall Butler; Jackson, Tenn.
"Nice ribbon bow. You think the boss will like his gift?" Submitted by Charles Parker
"YOU did not have to tie a knot in it to stop the leak." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg. W. Va.
"The steam plant manager says, 'your area, your cost centre!" Submitted by Cameron Watt
". . . and while he worked he kept saying, 'Imagine the ride. WEEEEEEEE!" Submitted by Cameron Watt
". . . and when Carter complained the pipe fitter gave him a similar 'bow tie'" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I can't stand literal thinkers. I said to tie-in the new line." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"The riggers wanted a loop here for some reason." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"It doesn't matter what the model says; I'm supposed to approve changes." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I think someone ticked off the pipefitter!" Submitted by Robert Andrew
"I think we located the bottleneck in the system." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Procurement did not have money in the budget to replace the butterfly valve so we came up with this." Submitted by Ken White