Do you really think that was just a doodle on the blueprint?
"I said "NOT here! NOT here!" Submitted by Jatin Shah
"How many times do I have to remind you? This ain’t American Chopper and you ain’t welding fancy pipes onto motorcycle headers!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"It was the only way we could get the equivalent pipe lengths in this space." Submitted by Mark O’Rosky; Austin, Texas
"Well, it worked for my wife. . . " Submitted by Jason Pielaet; Batavia, N.Y.
"Well, I think we found the pinch point limiting our new process." Submitted by Rod Mueller; Hertford, N.C.
"Our new pipe designer previously worked in the gift wrap department at Bloomingdale's." Submitted by Bo Getty; Baton Rouge, La.
"I've heard of getting your tubes tied, but this is ridiculous." Submitted by Paul Plante
"It appears you and I have our lines crossed." Submitted by Jeffrey Wrede; Montvale, N.J.
"Most systems have a few kinks to work out, but this looks like sabotage!" Submitted by Konrad Schwoerke; Chapel Hill, N.C.
"I can see that you are a little stressed." Submitted by Fred Infortunio; Houston
"Hmmm! I guess that you did not get a raise recently." Submitted by Fred Infortunio; Houston
"Is that the new guaranteed not to leak BOW-TIE valve???" Submitted by Ferman Prewitt; Monett, Mo.
"The plant manager is going to be mad as a hornet when the governor shows up for the ribbon cutting this afternoon." Submitted by Gene Bradbury; Tonawanda, N.Y.