"No, I will not stop and ask for directions!" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"What? You have to go to the bathroom now?" Submitted by Paul Plante
"I think those people on the outside are wondering what we are going to do next." Submitted by Paul Plante
"Really!?! Your big concern is that the water is so green!!" Submitted by Peter Spath
"You thought the glass ceiling was bad!" Submitted by Kevin Willey; Phillipsburg, N.J.
"...it's not a glass bubble, really. More like something you'd find in a lab." Submitted by Margaret Steinrich
"I've heard enough so just put a cork in it! On second thought . . .scrap the cork idea." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Row faster and we may get out? Marge . . . Is the heat getting to you or are you getting blonder!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"I know we're suppose to be relaxing, but for some reason, I feel all bottled up inside." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Rowing your boat in a test tube is silly and unheard of." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"When I said I needed an oar, you must have misunderstood." Submitted by Rob Falconer.
"Don't look too surprised, you did have to climb down the neck." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"It's impressive, no matter what size, so long as the boat is larger than the bottle neck." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"We'll just have to wait until somebody brings a ladder." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"It started with the little one in my study. . . " Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I told the travel agent we wanted to go tubing." Submitted by Elsie Marie; Pittsburg; Pa.