"You must be the Hair Dye salesman. I love the color. Is this the discount size?" Submitted by Mervin Archer
"There is a wine salesman here to see you, and he says he has a free gift for you and the rest of the management team." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Yes sir, the new hire is here for orientation and drug testing. He brought his own sample." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Are you sure they said 'Take This To Your Leader?'" Submitted by M. McMullen; Bloomington, Ind.
"It's Gerry the new Saleman, Mr. Craddock...he says he has the proof he bled his customers dry as you requested!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson; Nottingham, UK
"When did you get the idea that sharing that at the park was a proper date?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"So the boys are getting together for another 'swill -n- spill'" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"At this point I'm going to remind you of the employee dating policy." Submitted by Cameron Watt
". . . and you say that wine only cost five bucks? " Submitted by Cameron Watt
". . . there's a man here, who says there's a little problem with his random drug testing sample." Submitted by M. Steinrich
"Yes, the Doctor was a little worried about the amount of blood in your urine." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"So, you extracted the blue liquid from the purple liquid and got ... red liquid!" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.