"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

I don't care if you are the new security guard. Everyone here must wear a safety helmet!

 

Honorable Mentions

"Now remember Buster, it is bark three times if you detect a vapor leak." Submitted  by  Harold Paine

"Seriously -- Timmy fell in the well?" Submitted  by  Susan Schmidt; Cleveland, Ohio



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"Hey boss, did you say 'close' the safety valve, or 'open' it?" Submitted  by  Sanket Khidkikar

"I don't care how many bones are under there. We are not moving that tank." Submitted  by  Tyrone Riley; Norwood, Ohio

Other Submissions

"No, this isn't the Cat cracker unit." Submitted by Bob Vaughn

"Your eyes look dilated, I knew I shouldn't of used you as a guard dog at the rave party last night." Submitted by Martin Zaidman 

"Mcgaffe Homm off that tank it is no food dish . Go find your Food dish." Submitted by Donald Drummond;  W. Va.

"Why can't you be like others dogs and drink out of the toilet?" Submitted  by  Terry Mackin

"Come on Fargo. . . .what makes you think this is a fire hydrant. It's blue for one thing and a tad too big" Submitted  by  Rod Mueller; Hertford, N.C.

"I know this place is a zoo, but this is ridiculous." Submitted  by  Jaclyn E. Shuman; Kingsport, Tenn.

"This brings a whole new meaning to 'Work like a dog.'" Submitted  by  Jaclyn E. Shuman; Kingsport, Tenn.

"Hey HEATH Cliff what are you doing up there? Don't you know it is too dangerous?" Submitted  by  Donald Drummond