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"Now remember Buster, it is bark three times if you detect a vapor leak." Submitted by Harold Paine
"Seriously -- Timmy fell in the well?" Submitted by Susan Schmidt; Cleveland, Ohio
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"Hey boss, did you say 'close' the safety valve, or 'open' it?" Submitted by Sanket Khidkikar
"I don't care how many bones are under there. We are not moving that tank." Submitted by Tyrone Riley; Norwood, Ohio
"No, this isn't the Cat cracker unit." Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"Your eyes look dilated, I knew I shouldn't of used you as a guard dog at the rave party last night." Submitted by Martin Zaidman
"Mcgaffe Homm off that tank it is no food dish . Go find your Food dish." Submitted by Donald Drummond; W. Va.
"Why can't you be like others dogs and drink out of the toilet?" Submitted by Terry Mackin
"Come on Fargo. . . .what makes you think this is a fire hydrant. It's blue for one thing and a tad too big" Submitted by Rod Mueller; Hertford, N.C.
"I know this place is a zoo, but this is ridiculous." Submitted by Jaclyn E. Shuman; Kingsport, Tenn.
"This brings a whole new meaning to 'Work like a dog.'" Submitted by Jaclyn E. Shuman; Kingsport, Tenn.
"Hey HEATH Cliff what are you doing up there? Don't you know it is too dangerous?" Submitted by Donald Drummond