"Hello, I'm the maintenance specialist you asked for. Unfortunately I forgot my hammer." Submitted by Dagoberto Lara; Brazil
"So why do people always assume that I am the most popular guy at a New Year's Eve dance" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"All I said to the boys in the lab was that my son looked like a sissy playing the clarinet . . . and this happened!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Look at me, I'm a condenser!" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Please pardon me for not showing you the other one." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Now would not be a good time to talk to the glass blower." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"A little depression isn't enough to collect disability these days." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"It's a Shrek party! Why won't you go as Donkey. . . Mary said she'd go as Princess Fiona." Submitted by Jim McDow
"Those guys down in horn testing sure can't take a joke!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"He said I could take my test results and shove them up my nose." Submitted by Maria Holt; St. Louis, Mo.
"However did you guess I was a test-tube baby?" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"I'm going to put this up on YouTestTube" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"I'm thinking of going as Avatar for Halloween." Submitted by Jill Sommer; Germany