|I told Jenkins his orifice wasn't big enough, he argued it was, and
then things kind of deteriorated. . .
"Well, you did ask for a cost effective way to limit adverse sensory perceptions of our new product." Submitted by R. T. Mueller; Hertford, N.C.
"That's the last time I play my bagpipes in the cafeteria!!" Submitted by Peter Spath; Victor, N.Y.
"Ahhh-ahhh-ahhhh..." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Actually, no - I didn't get the raise." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
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Other Submissions"Dr.Garrison, why do you have a dumb look on your face? Is it because I have test tubes in my ears and nose ha-ha" Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Make it quick. I can only stay unplugged for a couple more minutes." Submitted by Tyrone Riley; Norwood, Ohio
"When I suggested adding cooling and ventilation, the project leader told me to try it on my own." Submitted by Tyrone Riley; Norwood, Ohio
"I thought sneeking these home in my lunch box, would be a little too obvious." Submitted by Tyrone Riley; Norwood, Ohio
"No!. . . I've never taken sensory enhancing drugs!" Submitted by Bob vaughn
"Charlie, tell me again how long I have to do this to get rid of my snoring." Submitted by Terry Mackin
"Don't cut my budget! I need all these test tubes!" Submitted by Jason Pielaet; Batavia, N.Y.
"That's the last time I tell the lab guys a joke." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"How do you like the new smelling and hearing aids?" Submitted by Mervin Archer