"So you say drinking a cup a day of this will make a person beautiful? How many years have you been testing this product again?" Submitted by Doug Lutz
"Golly Gee, Mister Hyde! Does Doctor Jekyll know you're messing with his vintage stock?"Submitted by Stephen L Goldhahn
" The Blonde vs. Superman. 'I ordered your drink for you, Superman. It's a kryptonite martini, is that ok?'" Submitted by Jim Craighead
"Ernie, I thought you said this new testing job you had was in cosmetics. . . you still have that boil!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson; Nottingham, UK
"I'm sure going to have to drink a lot of this wine before you start to look attractive."Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
" Well, you did ask for the Doctor Jekyll Special" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"What did you expect? You asked the waiter to surprise you." Submitted by Patricia Yellowstown; Greenville, N.C.