"Golly Gee, Mister Hyde! Does Doctor Jekyll know you're messing with his vintage stock?"Submitted by Stephen L Goldhahn
" The Blonde vs. Superman. 'I ordered your drink for you, Superman. It's a kryptonite martini, is that ok?'" Submitted by Jim Craighead
"Ernie, I thought you said this new testing job you had was in cosmetics. . . you still have that boil!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson; Nottingham, UK
"I'm sure going to have to drink a lot of this wine before you start to look attractive."Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
" Well, you did ask for the Doctor Jekyll Special" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"What did you expect? You asked the waiter to surprise you." Submitted by Patricia Yellowstown; Greenville, N.C.