I think we should see other people. Well, I should see other people.
You should see a doctor.
"This isn't my first time in Paris, but I never heard of 'Know the Dame Chemicals.'" Submitted by Harold Paine
"You look different than your on-line profile, Dr Jekyl." Submitted by Fred Durrenberger
"You say you don't know why you don't get second dates, but I suspect you have a hunch." Submitted by Kevin Wilke
"Let’s put it this way, you’re not doing much to kill the stereotype about research engineers." Submitted by Doug Blakeley; Stoughton, Mass.
Other Submissions"Just one of these and you won't care what I look like."Submitted by Ferman Prewitt; Monett, Mo.
"Honey, before we get married I thought you should see the real me before I take the potion." Submitted by Greg Prouty
"Honey, I told you to leave the green flask alone. . .it's not Crème de Mint."Submitted by Rod Muelle; Hertford, N.C.
"You Lied, You said if I kissed you, You would turn into a handsome prince. I liked you better as a frog." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"I didn't even know there was a drink called toxic waste." Submitted by Alex Schuettenberg; Bartlesville, Okla.
"I'm sorry, but Dad & Mom never told me why they gave you up for adoption..."Submitted by M. Steinrich; Pittsburgh, Pa.
"Now I know why they call them blind dates. I wish I was blind." Submitted by Rawson Perdue
"I always bring my anti-ugly potion on blind dates, just in case. Now bottoms up!" Submitted by Paul Plante
"My friends told me dating an Engineer would be different."Submitted by Paul Douglas
"I think vertical stripes would be more flattering." Submitted by Paul Douglas
"When you said you were in market research, I didn't think that meant you were the guinea pig." Submitted by Mervin Archer
"This speed dating is not fast enough." Submitted by Mervin Archer
"You don't much look like your profile picture." Submitted by Mervin Archer
"The potion didn't work for the frog, but maybe it'll do the trick for you." Submitted by Dan Granville; Pelham, N.H.
"Waiter, more wine please. On second thought, just leave the bottle." Submitted by Richard Gauthe
"Well, what did you expect? You did order the Mr. Hyde special. " Submitted by Dan Hilburn
"So Quasi is this your first time at speed dating?" Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Quasi Honey, looks like you've been dipping into that "Chalet D' Notre Dame" again." Submitted by Larry Orsillo
"You gave my date a better drink and you gave me this gunk to me to drink." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Please tell me that you have green apple schnapps in that bottle and not Listerine!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"So you say drinking a cup a day of this will make a person beautiful? How many years have you been testing this product again?" Submitted by Doug Lutz
"Golly Gee, Mister Hyde! Does Doctor Jekyll know you're messing with his vintage stock?"Submitted by Stephen L Goldhahn
" The Blonde vs. Superman. 'I ordered your drink for you, Superman. It's a kryptonite martini, is that ok?'" Submitted by Jim Craighead
"Ernie, I thought you said this new testing job you had was in cosmetics. . . you still have that boil!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson; Nottingham, UK
"I'm sure going to have to drink a lot of this wine before you start to look attractive."Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
" Well, you did ask for the Doctor Jekyll Special" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"What did you expect? You asked the waiter to surprise you." Submitted by Patricia Yellowstown; Greenville, N.C.