I think we should see other people. Well, I should see other people.
You should see a doctor.
"This isn't my first time in Paris, but I never heard of 'Know the Dame Chemicals.'" Submitted by Harold Paine
"You look different than your on-line profile, Dr Jekyl." Submitted by Fred Durrenberger
"You say you don't know why you don't get second dates, but I suspect you have a hunch." Submitted by Kevin Wilke
"Let’s put it this way, you’re not doing much to kill the stereotype about research engineers." Submitted by Doug Blakeley; Stoughton, Mass.
Other Submissions"Just one of these and you won't care what I look like."Submitted by Ferman Prewitt; Monett, Mo.
"Honey, before we get married I thought you should see the real me before I take the potion." Submitted by Greg Prouty
"Honey, I told you to leave the green flask alone. . .it's not Crème de Mint."Submitted by Rod Muelle; Hertford, N.C.
"You Lied, You said if I kissed you, You would turn into a handsome prince. I liked you better as a frog." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"I didn't even know there was a drink called toxic waste." Submitted by Alex Schuettenberg; Bartlesville, Okla.
"I'm sorry, but Dad & Mom never told me why they gave you up for adoption..."Submitted by M. Steinrich; Pittsburgh, Pa.
"Now I know why they call them blind dates. I wish I was blind." Submitted by Rawson Perdue