"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

I think we should see other people. Well, I should see other people. You should see a doctor.

 

Honorable Mentions

"This isn't my first time in Paris, but I never heard of 'Know the Dame Chemicals.'" Submitted  by  Harold Paine

"You look different than your on-line profile, Dr Jekyl." Submitted  by  Fred Durrenberger

"You say you don't know why you don't get second dates, but I suspect you have a hunch." Submitted  by  Kevin Wilke

"Let’s put it this way, you’re not doing much to kill the stereotype about research engineers." Submitted  by  Doug Blakeley; Stoughton, Mass.

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Other Submissions

"Just one of these and you won't care what I look like."Submitted  by  Ferman Prewitt; Monett, Mo.

"Honey, before we get married I thought you should see the real me before I take the potion." Submitted  by  Greg Prouty

"Honey, I told you to leave the green flask alone. . .it's not Crème de Mint."Submitted  by  Rod Muelle; Hertford, N.C.

"You Lied, You said if I kissed you, You would turn into a handsome prince. I liked you better as a frog." Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"I didn't even know there was a drink called toxic waste." Submitted  by  Alex Schuettenberg; Bartlesville, Okla.

"I'm sorry, but Dad & Mom never told me why they gave you up for adoption..."Submitted  by  M. Steinrich; Pittsburgh, Pa.

"Now I know why they call them blind dates. I wish I was blind." Submitted  by  Rawson Perdue