Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner September 5, 2010

Congratulations to Alex Schuettenberg of Bartlesville, Okla., for submitting the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.

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"Sorry, because of the healthcare cutbacks, all I can give you is this stuff we found in the basement." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"You say that you've been off the bottle and this is your urine sample!" Submitted  by  Robert Valeri

"If it's not palatable, it is available as a suppository." Submitted  by  Jason Pielaet; Batavia, N.Y.

"Due to cutbacks, our own lab now makes all the medication for the company health plan." Submitted  by  Doug Mancosky

"Here take this. It will make one of us feel a whole lot better." Submitted  by  Robert Wherry

"Take this anti aging potion . . . I use it myself." Submitted  by  Bob Andrew

"It will taste awful at first . . . well, to be completely honest, the middle and the end are no picnic either."Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"I see you were out celebrating St Patrick's Day last night." Submitted  by  Tim Nett

"Drink This and it will cure anything that ails you .Good Luck." Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"In answer to your question . . . the expiration date is today . . . so please Mr. Guinea drink up now!" Submitted  by  Dale A. Hayes

"Even medicine is going green." Submitted  by  Karyn S. DeWolf

"Take this and call me in the morning." Submitted  by  Mervin Archer

"This will taste awful, but you'll feel better in no time." Submitted  by  Al Pisano

"Drink this, it will get rid of that stupid look on your face!" Submitted  by  Harold Paine

"My prognosis . . . urine trouble." Submitted  by  Kevin Summ

"Here, this will help you enjoy brown nosing more, trust me I know."Submitted  by  Rick Staley

"Try this . . .it's the new 5-year energy drink." Submitted  by  Don Haese

"Some of the lads in the lab were wondering whether you've ever thought of bottling this commercially."Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"Here -- the pharmaceutical company says this will put hair on your chest." Submitted  by  Jerome Aimee, Akron, Ohio


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