"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Sorry but green Kool Aid is the only thing your insurance plan will pay for.

 

Honorable Mentions

"No this is Green Bull . . . it puts wind beneath your wings."Submitted  by  Jatin Shah

"C'mon! If it worked for the Hulk, it should work for you, too!" Submitted  by  Stephen Goldhahn

"Urine sample? This is more like a Chardonnay sample." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

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Other Submissions

"Come on just one more dose, what's the worst that can happen?" Submitted  by  George Collins

"Maybe if we call this beer and we sing that old traveling song together. Ready. . . ' 99 test tubes of beers on the wall 99 test tubes of beer.if one should fall 98 test tube of beers on the wall.'" Submitted  by   Chuck Lewis

"With those shoulders, even massive doses of steroids won't help. No, if you expect to out-hit Barry Bonds, this is  your only hope." Submitted by Konrad Schwoerke

"Sure propylene glycol will get your temperature down . . .  it works in my car engine!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga."Drink this Brother. Your our last hope to have offspring to keep the Geekenschlitz family name alive." Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"Before drinking this, Brad Pitt looked just like you. Trust me. . . I'm a doctor!" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"Now that I have your Release of Liability form in my file here, try this new concoction. It should reduce the tongue swelling. If it doesn't, the 'something extra' I added will help you to forget about it at least. " Submitted  by  Kellye Carter

"Your swollen nose isn't from sinus problems, it's from lying. I have the same problem. Here, take this. It won't hurt you." Submitted  by  David Delaney