"Hold that thing the right way, or I'll bring Cesar Millan in here!" Submitted by Bob Vaughn
" I told you to stay away from Karen's workstation!" Submitted by Jason W. Gathright
"Soooo . . . you drank the potion and now you are a dog. That is just GREAT!!! Do you realize that I haven't created the antidote?" Submitted by David Debari
"No Cory I said Fetch the giant Snubber." Submitted by Brent L. Spangler; Selinsgrove, Pa.
"It won't fit!" Submitted by Rick Staley; Maryville, Mo.
"Marketing Dept: We are not playing fetch, put that back . . .How many times have I told you to stay out of my lab?" Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Max, return that immediately. You know that's the Jet Blue steward's favorite customer finger! " Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Bad Boy.....Now I have to go and apologize to the lab again." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Perfect, now go see if you buried the plumber."Submitted by George Collins
"Fine; just remember under RCRA you can't bury it." Submitted by Joseph Barbanel
"Why can't you stop being such a nerd and just fetch my slippers??"Submitted by Richard Gauthe
"You always come back with the same retort, don't you?" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
" Before you bury another one, we'd better get your eyes tested." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"This is their idea of supply-chain optimization?" Submitted by Sophia Christopher; Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio