I ask for a bird dog & they send me a nerd dog.
"You've been screwing around in the Erectile Dysfunction lab again, haven't you? Submitted by Don Haese
"Sorry, boy, no treat. I specifically said 48 liter test tube and that's a 47 liter one." Submitted by Jeff de los Santos
"I said big test tube scrubber." Submitted by Brad Donnelly; Exton, Pa.
Other Submissions"Please tell me you didn't swipe that rubber finger guard from accounting's big hands Hoolihan!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"No Rover we don't have time to play fetch, now get back to work running those tests."Submitted by Harold Paine
"Oops, I forgot dogs can't see red. I guess I'll get that giant red test tube myself. " Submitted by Henry Yan; San Diego
"No, we do not use test tubes to make babies."Submitted by Jatin Shah
"Don't come to me wagging your tail I have no use for that test tube." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W.V.
"Good boy! Now you can fill it with water and then drink. . . " Submitted by Nídia Sá Caetano
"You'll never get Timmy out of the well with that." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"I know we are an IVF company, but test tube bones will never work." Submitted by Kenneth W. Russell; Alpharetta, Ga