"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

I ask for a bird dog & they send me a nerd dog.

 

Honorable Mentions

"You've been screwing around in the Erectile Dysfunction lab again, haven't you? Submitted  by  Don Haese

"Sorry, boy, no treat. I specifically said 48 liter test tube and that's a 47 liter one." Submitted  by  Jeff de los Santos

"I said big test tube scrubber." Submitted  by  Brad Donnelly; Exton, Pa.

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Other Submissions

"Please tell me you didn't swipe that rubber finger guard from accounting's big hands Hoolihan!" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"No Rover we don't have time to play fetch, now get back to work running those tests."Submitted  by  Harold Paine

"Oops, I forgot dogs can't see red. I guess I'll get that giant red test tube myself. " Submitted  by  Henry Yan; San Diego

"No, we do not use test tubes to make babies."Submitted  by  Jatin Shah

"Don't come to me wagging your tail I have no use for that test tube." Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W.V.

"Good boy! Now you can fill it with water and then drink. . . " Submitted  by  Nídia Sá Caetano

"You'll never get Timmy out of the well with that." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"I know we are an IVF company, but test tube bones will never work." Submitted  by  Kenneth W. Russell; Alpharetta, Ga