Times are rough, money is tight, and buying in bulk is cheaper;
"I can't wait to see the Genie that comes out of that bottle!" Submitted by Peter Spath; Victor, N.Y.
". . . and that's how I won the low-rider competition!" Submitted by Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.
"Dad, I'm sorry about your truck. I just got so excited when Lindsay Lohan called me and asked if I could bring her over a couple things." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Hey how did you drive it till here!" Submitted by Ravikumar Abbigeri
"We got either the dimensions wrong or the address." Submitted by K. Sahasranaman; India
"Wow! What a catch! That'll teach those July 11th helicopter jockeys. Maybe they pick your submission THIS TIME!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"Sometimes there are drawbacks to buying in bulk at the local warehouse clubs. . . But I got a great deal." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"And where is Grandma going to sit?" Submitted by Carolina Rodriguez
"The gods must be crazy -- home delivery on steroids!" Submitted by Becky Saxena
"What do you mean, which bottle?" Submitted by Dave G.; Chicago
"Ethanol powered vehicles take off !!" Submitted by Sebastian Thomas, Sharjah
"When I told the wine guy that I was planning one hell of a party, he said even a Nebuchadnezzar of Champagne wouldn't be enough, and that's when he rolled out the Beelzebub." Submitted by Konrad Schwoerke
"Dude, we gonna need a bigger truck." Submitted by David A. Martin
"Dad, if you start drinking now by the time you finish the bottle the damage to the truck and everything else will be self-explanatory." Submitted by Ariel Rosa
"You newlyweds, time to re-fill the hot tub." Submitted by Mike Gaudette; Holyoke, Ma.
"Just how big is that genie?" Submitted by Karyn S. DeWolf
"Just how big are the aspirins?" Submitted by Mike Gaudette; Holyoke, Ma.
"Well that explains the maker of 1 pound ice cubes; I can't wait to see the delivery system." Submitted by Mike Gaudette; Holyoke, Ma.
" I'll never have to pay for gas again, with this used NASA hydrogen fuel cell."Submitted by Alan J Vaughn, Mesa, AZ
"It's the big draw back of proto-typing, but when it's smaller all the wheels will be usable again." Submitted by Alan J Vaughn, Mesa, AZ
" It shoots bags of garbage into the sun or kids to the top of the Water Park slide!" Submitted by Alan J Vaughn, Mesa, AZ
"Seriously Dad! It's not my Rocket Engine Nozzle!" Submitted by Alan J Vaughn, Mesa, AZ
"I guess I should have gotten a bigger truck with the solvent recycling machine." Submitted by Alan J Vaughn, Mesa, AZ
"Well Bill, I like your story about the Angelic figure riding down from the Heavens on a horse and leaving you this large Champagne bottle telling you that it must be consumed but you really need to convince your wife first!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"No Dad, I do not detect the presence of alcohol in the truck!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Wow, That big Ape gets mean when he drinks." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"I would have never a thought that the giant liked white." Submitted by Justin Pratt; Buffalo, N.Y.
" I am allowed only one bottle of wine a week." Submitted by John M Patterson; Borger, Texas
"According to the manual, heavy is the only type of water that will work." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"When I was bidding on the cartage contract, I should have added enough to lease a larger truck." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Yeah the range is incredible but to answer your question: I get the steering back at around a half tank." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I told you I was into Heavy Metal." Submitted by Daniel Vas; Grafton, Ohio