" You mean you came to work without your work clothes instead you came to work in your play clothes." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg W. Va.
" Is the 'S' for silly or simply stupid?" Submitted by Katherine Dressel
" No!, I will not dress up as Wonder Woman for the company party!" Submitted by Alan Vaughn; Mesa, Ariz.
" You can't wear that into the meeting! Your tights keep riding up and it bothers the other Super Salespeople!" Submitted by Alan Vaughn; Mesa, Ariz.
"Marketing Dept: You know those aren't the company colors. Put the green outfit back on!" Submitted by Alan Vaughn; Mesa, Ariz.
" What do you mean the chemicals dissolved the rest of your clothing?" Submitted by Alan Vaughn; Mesa, Ariz.
" I know the company Psychologist said we'd be doing role playing in the meeting, but I don't think she meant this kind of role playing." Submitted by Alan Vaughn; Mesa, Ariz.
" How many times do I have to tell you, Capes are for outside sales calls only!" Submitted by Alan Vaughn; Mesa, Ariz.
" No I don't think the customers want 'Super-Rep' to do the presentation!" Submitted by Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.
"I'm pretty sure Bob was just kidding when he said that today is 'Superman Pajama Day.'" Submitted by Bo Getty; Baton Rouge, La.
" We've had our suspicions ever since we realized you were using the elevator." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"This isn't what we envisioned when casual Fridays were instituted." Submitted by Cameron Watt
" I expect you to be wearing a tie tomorrow; now get back to your 'Fortress of Solitude.'" Submitted by Cameron Watt
" You do super work but we've been talking and have decided that we like your alter-ego better." Submitted by Cameron Watt
" Ultrafilter-YES. Superfilter-NO." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I take it that you haven't gone home since Friday's party." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"We often make allowances for a staff member's eccentricities but the dress code stands." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I don't care if it makes you feel more confident. . . " Submitted by Bridget Jeff, Berea, Ohio