"Bob, you think that will help you stop the next run away reaction?" Submitted by Harold Paine
"Hey! that's the missing page from the new formula get it over to R & D before they start missing it. " Submitted by George Collins
"Now remember Henry, that Management Consultant said this would up your workload 10 fold and we can sell the company jet!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson; Nottingham, UK
"Alex I didn't move the phone booth and if you don't stop blaming me there's going to be big trouble." Submitted by George Collins
"Just between you and me - that room was full of Kryptonite!" Submitted by Becky Saxena
"I hope you don’t think that getup will help with your performance review." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"I might have said you're doing a 'super' job around here, but don't push it." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"You may be Superman but you're still not getting a promotion." Submitted by Alex Schuettenberg; Bartlesville, Okla.
" If you don't get back to work I will chew off you big RED S_ _." Submitted by Bill Ebbinghouser; West Caldwell, N.J.
"Don't kill the messenger, but I just seen Lois slipping out with Underdawg." Submitted by George Collins
"Ralph just because you look like superman don't mean you work like one." Submitted by George Collins
" I SAID, 'I wish I had SUPPER, man...'" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
" I'm sorry, but the cape and tights don't meet safe work dress codes." Submitted by Robert Andrew
" We hired Clark Kent, not Superman. The cape and tights have to go." Submitted by Robert Andrew