HR has informed me of some inappropriate use of X-ray vision
"And will you stop yelling "Up, up and away!" when you press the elevator button?" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"We don't wanna let you go, but if you don't get some help for your little kryptonite problem, our hands are tied." Submitted by Konrad Schwoerke
"I'm sorry but we have to let you go. Your constant complaining about no phone booths and our custodians frequently finding you naked in the broom closets is just too much!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
Other Submissions"This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested the Safety Department purchase superior PPE!"Submitted by Laurie Passini; Helmond, Afghanistan
"So your here to take my daughter on a date. Are you employed? Do you travel much? Is there anyone that could vouch for your character?" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
" Jim, if this is your idea of a flying start for this position, it ain't gonna work!" Submitted by Muhammad Farooq Akram; Ghilzai, Jubail, KSA
"I know kids' birthday party's can be rough Stan but we're just a small time talent agency. It could have been worse, I just sent Larry the midget dressed like a girl to a bachelor's party." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Please take that memo down to accounting, but you need to use the stairs. We haven't worked up job safety analysis for flying through the window." Submitted by Doug Blakeley; Stoughton, Mass.
"Well Supe, your mother and I are worried. You have no 401K, no life insurance, comic book sells are down. You can't leap out of bed let alone leap a tall building in a single bound. How about coming to work for me in the exciting world of hardware? " Submitted by Chuck Lewis