"Just what we need . . . a giant GREEN plug to fix those Environmental leaks." Submitted by R. T. Mueller; Hertford, N.C.
"I know that the economic recovery has been slow, but should Chemical Processing Magazine really get into the used space equipment market?" Submitted by Jeff Prom; Cottage Grove, Wis.
"You sure this cap will stop the oil?" Submitted by Gerald Zemble
"Did the engineers put in an access door?" Submitted by Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.
"This is as close as I get -- your crew has to unload here." Submitted by Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.
"Let's drop this on top of the roof of the building beside it and hope it is the right one." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"No you can't use it to clear your sinuses!!!" Submitted by Karen K. Jones
"I don't see the hopper opening on the helipad." Submitted by Becky Saxena
"This is the address that was on the delivery paperwork." Submitted by Bob Andrew
"These NASA cutbacks are getting ridiculous." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"There sure must be some outbreak of slugs if they need all this salt." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"Getting phytochemicals from giant cultivars grown in rooftop gardens seemed brilliant at first but harvesting has been problematic." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Don't worry, without the stem it's still the world's largest champagne flute." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Phytochemical extraction seems so roundabout compared to simply dropping giant chili peppers directly on the rioters." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"So what exactly does this 'papillary probe' do?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Are you sure they will find this funny?." Submitted by Kathy Todd, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio.