"They were supposed to 5S this, but this is ridiculous." Submitted by Mervin Archer
" Will you look at that. I specified a blue hand wheel. I told them BLUE!!!" Submitted by David Debari
"Turn oh magic valve, turn I say!" Submitted by Rick Staley
" Remember, when I yell NOW!! . . . The maintenance crew on the inside will pull the pin and you and are to catch the valve." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"It was designed at corporate headquarters." Submitted by Wilfred J. Robin
"Call BP! I think we found the valve that shuts off flow from Deepwater Horizon!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"A field corollary to the Big Red 'EASY' Button." Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"I don't know which way is open and which is closed, do you?" Submitted by Michael Akins
"Harry's roulette addiction was getting all too obvious." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"How do they expect us to turn this wheel without a ladder?" Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Whose signed off on this?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Where's the other half of the Ezekiel valve?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Health and safety won't let us use just one man to open that." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"The operators here in Nairobi are tall men." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"How much wind will THAT catch?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
" Don't you know that OSHA requires a safety harness above 4 feet." Submitted by Larry Donaldson; McIntyre, Ga.
"It looks cleaner than the water in the Gulf of Mexico. . . ." Submitted by Goran Zarkov
"It seems everything in my life is just out of reach." Submitted by Traci Lynn; Olmsted Falls, Ohio.