What do you mean you couldn’t find the shutoff valve?
"When did Shaquille O’Neal start working in our Design Department?" Submitted by Richard Gauthe
"Loose lips sink ships . . . no, that's not it, Red skies at night, sailors delight . . . no no . . . Simmons, I remember the magic passwords, Lefty loosey righty tighty! " Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"The agitator should be on the inside." Submitted by Cameron Watt
Other Submissions"This is what happens when you have a 6' 8", 300-lb engineer writing your valve specs." Submitted by John Aiken; Monroeville, Pa.
"Really? A MOC was done on this UPgrade." Submitted by Jeanette DeGennaro, Fair Lawn, N.J.
"Instead of diverting flow to the targeted tank, we found a more direct way to divert the pipe itself using this wheel!" Submitted by Sebastian Thomas; Sharjah
"Hey! Do you have a driving license for 5000000L reactors?" Submitted by Nídia Sá Caetano
"This is what they call the wheel of fortune!" Submitted by Nídia Sá Caetano
"This new aerogenerator is quite portable!" Submitted by Nídia Sá Caetano
" No, No, No. The labels are all wrong. It's 'righty tighty'." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio