"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

What do you mean you couldn’t find the shutoff valve?

 

Honorable Mentions

"When did Shaquille O’Neal start working in our Design Department?" Submitted  by  Richard Gauthe

"Loose lips sink ships . . . no, that's not it, Red skies at night, sailors delight . . . no no . . . Simmons, I remember the magic passwords, Lefty loosey righty tighty! " Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"The agitator should be on the inside." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

Other Submissions

"This is what happens when you have a 6' 8", 300-lb engineer writing your valve specs." Submitted  by  John Aiken; Monroeville, Pa.

"Really? A MOC was done on this UPgrade."  Submitted by Jeanette DeGennaro, Fair Lawn, N.J.

"Instead of diverting flow to the targeted tank, we found a more direct way to divert the pipe itself using this wheel!" Submitted  by  Sebastian Thomas; Sharjah

"Hey! Do you have a driving license for 5000000L reactors?" Submitted  by  Nídia Sá Caetano

"This is what they call the wheel of fortune!" Submitted  by  Nídia Sá Caetano

"This new aerogenerator is quite portable!" Submitted  by  Nídia Sá Caetano

" No, No, No. The labels are all wrong. It's 'righty tighty'." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio