"Wait, the work order to fill the tank is on the backlog list." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"You were looking for a high TITER function, not a high DIVER function." Submitted by Tracy A Bloodgood; St. Joseph, Mo.
"That's not what the seminar meant when they told us to, 'get more into our work!'" Submitted by Douglas G. Mancosky; Rome, Ga.
"Who said you could put a diving board on our new tank?" Submitted by Mervin Archer
"No Swimming in the beer tanks!" Submitted by Bob Andrew
" OK, I'll be your Confined Space Entry Attendant!" Submitted by Daniel Ruggles
"No Harry . . . I said the tank is full of hot virgin oil!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis; Springfield, Ohio
"My mistake -- We did pass the ISO audit" Submitted by Chuck Lewis; Springfield, Ohio
"You can prove differently you were right about the level indicator!" Submitted by Rob van der Meij; Fluxxion BV, Netherlands
"Why are you jumping in a vat of chemicals and why are you smiling?" Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"There must be an easier way to test the tensile coefficient of a springboard." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"What cost centre was this charged to?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Get your PFD on before the safety officer shows up!" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"This isn't what I meant by industrial hygiene!" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"What's wrong with the Bosch-Meiser process?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Why do you have to take things so literally?" Submitted by Jack Marie; Cashtown, Pa..