Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner May 16, 2010

Congratulations to Mike Beck for submitting the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.

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"Behold, the new way of slowing down violent chemical reactions." Submitted  by  Femi Eruja; Lagos, Nigeria

"You're right  -- these tanks aren't compliant with HazCom! Make sure you get a "toxic" sign on that paperwork tank right away!" Submitted  by  Robin Avery

"P&IDs . . . we don't need no stinking P&IDs." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"Are you sure that the Paperworks tank is going to stand all this engineering knowledge . . ." Submitted  by  Nidia Caetano; Porto, Portugal

"If we could only get paid by the pound for the paperwork we generate . . . " Submitted  by  Orlando

"This guarantees an MSDS goes with every order." Submitted  by  John M. Patterson

"I was afraid this was going to happen one day . . . our paperwork has finally exceeded our production capability!" Submitted  by  Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.

"For some reason, this tank never finishes processing before the other one. I guess it's not finished until the paperwork is done!" Submitted  by  Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.

" See, I told you the amount of paperwork was greater than our product output." Submitted  by  Mark Behrens

"We had no choice but to install a larger tank. They just keep adding more and more paperwork to the process." Submitted  by  Larry Haines; Ashtabula, Ohio

"When did we start making chemicals?" Submitted  by  Peter Malone

"I don't understand why one is marked paperwork and the other is marked chemicals. Is it because you are trying to save office space?" Submitted  by  Donald Drummond Clarksburg; W. Va.

"We're hoping this process will start paying off when we get more people to work in the new paper recycle program." Submitted  by  R. T. Mueller; Hertford, N.C.

"There is really nothing in there. This is just our way of keeping the EPA out of our documents." Submitted  by  Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla.

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