"Behold, the new way of slowing down violent chemical reactions." Submitted by Femi Eruja; Lagos, Nigeria
"You're right -- these tanks aren't compliant with HazCom! Make sure you get a "toxic" sign on that paperwork tank right away!" Submitted by Robin Avery
"P&IDs . . . we don't need no stinking P&IDs." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"Are you sure that the Paperworks tank is going to stand all this engineering knowledge . . ." Submitted by Nidia Caetano; Porto, Portugal
"If we could only get paid by the pound for the paperwork we generate . . . " Submitted by Orlando
"This guarantees an MSDS goes with every order." Submitted by John M. Patterson
"I was afraid this was going to happen one day . . . our paperwork has finally exceeded our production capability!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"For some reason, this tank never finishes processing before the other one. I guess it's not finished until the paperwork is done!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
" See, I told you the amount of paperwork was greater than our product output." Submitted by Mark Behrens
"We had no choice but to install a larger tank. They just keep adding more and more paperwork to the process." Submitted by Larry Haines; Ashtabula, Ohio
"When did we start making chemicals?" Submitted by Peter Malone
"I don't understand why one is marked paperwork and the other is marked chemicals. Is it because you are trying to save office space?" Submitted by Donald Drummond Clarksburg; W. Va.
"We're hoping this process will start paying off when we get more people to work in the new paper recycle program." Submitted by R. T. Mueller; Hertford, N.C.
"There is really nothing in there. This is just our way of keeping the EPA out of our documents." Submitted by Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla.