" Hey Harry, I think someone made a mistake on the similitude project for the new ergonomic workbench." Submitted by Michael LaRose
"That's Chip, our new MEMS repairman." Submitted by Larry R. Unger; Wellington, Fla.
"Bring back memories!" Submitted by Rick Kofler
"See I told you they downsized Dave." Submitted by Harold Paine
"Management's response to 'supersize me'" Submitted by Stacey Keon; Rochester, N.Y.
"Look Joe, a nanotech" Submitted by Lynn Wheat; Collierville, Tenn.
"Another victim of downsizing." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"This is how we strive to 100% accuracy and 0% downtime." Submitted by Mei Ling Chng
"Thought we could get the job done because we are bigger than he is, but he is smarter and wiser than we are." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"President Obama says we have to think of the small businessman." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
" We've found we can always get a cheap labor force from Ireland." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"Steve is taking this whole nano-technology thing a bit too far." Submitted by Evelyn Doog; Medina, Ohio