If this is how they plan to downsize, then I'm quitting.
"Jerry's great - he joined our microreactor team last February." Submitted by Annette Johnston
"Bill's department was downsized last month." Submitted by Lee Smith; Clayton, N.C.
"You see him too, right?" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"He told me he represents the lollipop guild, whatever that means." Submitted by Stephen Brown; Parkersburg, W. Va.
"Alex got suckered into a free bottle or elixir last week, now he's opening the box of cake he had to buy - you have to watch out for those Wonderland Chemical Co. vendors." Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"Dyslexia meets perspective art." Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"These two big balloons are starting to creep me out." Submitted by Christine Banaszek; Hauppauge, N.Y.
"Wally, if you want an office in the new Admin. building, you're going to have to make a few changes." Submitted by Ken Oldham; Jubail, Saudi Arabia
"So this is what we call "micromanagement'" Submitted by Larry Cummings; Henderson, Nev.
"When they told us the company was downsizing, I didn't think they meant this!" Submitted by Richard J. Fantozzi, Sr.; Hopkinton, Mass.
"We combined the nanotechnology and downsizing programs." Submitted by Viorel Duma
"This takes downsizing to a whole new level." Submitted by Stephen A. Ehlman; Milford, Ohio