"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

If this is how they plan to downsize, then I'm quitting.

 

Honorable Mentions

"Jerry's great - he joined our microreactor team last February." Submitted  by  Annette Johnston

"Bill's department was downsized last month." Submitted  by  Lee Smith; Clayton, N.C.

"You see him too, right?" Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

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Other Submissions

"He told me he represents the lollipop guild, whatever that means." Submitted  by  Stephen Brown; Parkersburg, W. Va.

"Alex got suckered into a free bottle or elixir last week, now he's opening the box of cake he had to buy - you have to watch out for those Wonderland Chemical Co. vendors." Submitted  by  Bob Vaughn

"Dyslexia meets perspective art."  Submitted  by  Bob Vaughn

"These two big balloons are starting to creep me out." Submitted by Christine Banaszek; Hauppauge, N.Y.

"Wally, if you want an office in the new Admin. building, you're going to have to make a few changes." Submitted  by  Ken Oldham; Jubail, Saudi Arabia

"So this is what we call "micromanagement'" Submitted  by  Larry Cummings; Henderson, Nev.

"When they told us the company was downsizing, I didn't think they meant this!" Submitted  by  Richard J. Fantozzi, Sr.; Hopkinton, Mass.

"We combined the nanotechnology and downsizing programs." Submitted  by  Viorel Duma

"This takes downsizing to a whole new level." Submitted  by  Stephen A. Ehlman; Milford, Ohio