"What exactly did you think I meant when I said, 'The next project is going to be another kettle of fish'?" Submitted by David Debari
"Adding sea salt improved yield, but it also changed the particle morphology." Submitted by David Fitchett
"That went well. Add a second pair for the 'level 4' agitation trial." Submitted by Mark Rubino
"All we need now is a red fish and a blue fish." Submitted by Joseph Barbanel
"Proof of operation that complies all Environmental, Safety and Health aspects!!!" Submitted by Mei Ling Ch'ng
"Holy Mackerel!! Literally, Holy Mackerel!!" Submitted by Mark Hines; Michigan
"You have no idea how truly valuable fish poo can be." Submitted by Lisa M. Pantano; Bridgewater, N.J.
"April Fool!" Submitted by Peter Spath; Victor, N.Y.
"The only way I can figure they got in there is the filter for the lake water is not working." Submitted by Rick Staley; Maryville, Mo.
"I realize that our chemical sales are slow but I'm not sure I like the Plant Manager's latest idea about using our equipment to breed fish." Submitted by Chris Miller
"I've warned you already about doing genetic experiments using company labs." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"It’s our version of the canary in the mine." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Now, how do we feed them?" Submitted by Steve Loveless
"Lets watch the chemistry that will occur between these fishes." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India
"Don't talk to loud and please don't stare. They don't know we are using them to help our process 'go green.'" Submitted by Shannon D. Richardson