"Wallenda, I know you are the first in your family to get a degree in engineering, but this is not what I meant when I said you needed to walk the lines to learn the process." Submitted by David Debari
"You're kidding me. I refuse to believe that Engineering's answer to our valve accessibility issue is to tight rope across an 8" pipe." Submitted by Joe Franko
"Yeah, I see, Fred, but I don't think management will go for dowsing rods for flow measurement." Submitted by Michael L. Dunn
"I don't care if it the only way to reach the valve . . . Safety says you can't get there from here. " Submitted by Kenneth W. Russell; Alpharetta, Ga.
"Can you really tell what's in the pipe with a divining rod?" Submitted by James Davidson; Saskatoon, SK
"Yes you have wonderful balance, but you still have to wear your fall arrest gear." Submitted by James Davidson; Saskatoon, SK
" I know you think this job is a circus Ralph, but quit clowning around and get down from there." Submitted by Harold Paine
" Bob, I don’t think that is what they meant by ‘having a balanced life’ at the seminar." Submitted by Douglas G. Mancosky; Rome, Ga.
"If you make it all the way to Alaska it’s a new worlds record." Submitted by Rick Staley
" Did I forget to tell you? This pipe has oil spilled on the outside!" Submitted by Regina Navarro
" Bob, this is not how we do a P&ID walkdown. You must wear a safety harness." Submitted by Jerry Gerlich
" It is "Work Life Balance" not Balancing your life at work!" Submitted by Brian Arnes
"I don’t think this is what the doctor meant when he said you needed to reach a balance in your life." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Mr.Weller Why are you shaking? This is not a tight rope that you are walking." Submitted by Donald Drummond; W. Va.
"What do I put in the report? If he's sleepwalking, he's a somnambulist - but if he's tightrope walking, he's a funambulist. Oh, now I'm confused." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"I don't think that's what the boss meant by finding the right balance" Submitted by Nathan Heinz, Cleveland, Ohio