Wake up! You're having another pipedream.
"Let's see now . . . No safety glasses, short sleeved shirt, no fire retardant clothing, carrying unstable load. This sure seems like an accident waiting to happen!" Submitted by Gary Christie
"Hey Bob. We have vibration sensors now." Submitted by Michael A. Rogers; Minnesota
"Quit yer whinin', back in the good old days, we would do that on the top rack, carrying a 36" pipe wrench, in a snow storm - and we were proud of it." Submitted by Bob Vaughn
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Other Submissions"Showboat! Now let's see you walk it backwards!" Submitted by Jim McDow
"The boss wanted Bob to participate in a mass balancing exercise. . . " Submitted by W. Todd Townsend
"This is the final test for all interns." Submitted by Daniel Kinsell
"I don’t think that is what the boss meant when he said you needed to 'start walking the line.'" Submitted by Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla.
"Bob, you can't do a halfpipe, unless it's snowboard." Submitted by J.F. Kemiska
"Teddy Roosevelt didn't mean that when he said 'Carry a big stick.'" Submitted by Bob Beck; Pompton Plains, N.J.
"Worst high-wire act, ever." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"Oh, he walks on the pipe with the greatest of ease. This daring young man is going down like the Exxon Valdez." Submitted by Steve Varga