"Are you here to reduce our energy consumption as a light source?" Submitted by Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla.
"I see your resume states, you have some field work experience?" Submitted by Michael Waugh
"I think that you used the wrong "tan-in-a-can." Submitted by Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla.
"I told you not to eat the pink rabbit." Submitted by Terry Mackin
" Oh great. The boss's new 'golden boy' is here." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"Yes I am related to Bart Simpson. Why do you ask?" Submitted by Paul J. Botzman
"You really need to move out on your own. Your Mom telling you to "rise and shine" each morning has begun to glow on you!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"Did you drink from the wrong water fountain again?" Submitted by Robert Andrew
"So you say you have a bright idea to show the boss." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"You must be here to implement our new green initiatives." Submitted by Eric Leaver
"So are you going to listen to the shift supervisor now when he says not to drink the enzyme?" Submitted by Daniel Kinsell
"My company is a leader in bioluminescence. Why do you ask?" Submitted by Ron Strybos
"I think I'd better ask my secretary to get me a lampshade." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"Of course nuclear power is safe -- I've always had both eyes on one side of my head." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
" Hello, I am from Dorforman Chemical Co. I have an appointment with your boss." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"I know you're bright, but it's your need to shine that concerns your co-workers." Submitted by Daniel Vas; Grafton, Ohio