"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Been hanging around the reactor operators again, haven't you?

 

Honorable Mentions

"Your resume is very impressive. But could you tell me again why you want to leave your current position at the Curie Foundation?" Submitted  by  Chad Garibaldi, St. Louis, Mo.

"When I said make yourself more visible out in the plant, this really wasn't what I was looking for." Submitted  by  Carol K. Risher

"Of course! We’ve had some glowing reports about you." Submitted  by  Richard Gauthe

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Other Submissions

"So tell me again why you have trouble sleeping at night?" Submitted  by  Tim Cross

"HR says a firefly bite is not covered by our insurer, no matter how radioactive it was." Submitted  by  Alexander E. Smith Jr.; Boston, Mass.

" No, sorry, LEED credits only cover fluorescent, LED, or natural lighting." Submitted  by  Alexander E. Smith Jr.; Boston, Mass.

"Mr. Smith, your leadership skills and, um, other attributes, uniquely qualify you for an opening that we have at the North Pole." Submitted  by  John Sharp; Houston, Texas

"You have been watching wayyyyyyyy to much TV." Submitted  by  Lynn Wheat; Collierville, Tenn.

"My boss told me the condition would only last two or three centuries." Submitted  by  Jerry Schroy

"Where is your report on the storage of the spent fuel rods?" Submitted  by  M. Mathews

"Yeah, it happens every time CERN turns on that new machine of theirs. The boss says to think of it as a cheap suntan." Submitted  by  Dave Ganbarg; Chicago