Been hanging around the reactor operators again, haven't you?
"Your resume is very impressive. But could you tell me again why you want to leave your current position at the Curie Foundation?" Submitted by Chad Garibaldi, St. Louis, Mo.
"When I said make yourself more visible out in the plant, this really wasn't what I was looking for." Submitted by Carol K. Risher
"Of course! We’ve had some glowing reports about you." Submitted by Richard Gauthe
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"So tell me again why you have trouble sleeping at night?" Submitted by Tim Cross
"HR says a firefly bite is not covered by our insurer, no matter how radioactive it was." Submitted by Alexander E. Smith Jr.; Boston, Mass.
" No, sorry, LEED credits only cover fluorescent, LED, or natural lighting." Submitted by Alexander E. Smith Jr.; Boston, Mass.
"Mr. Smith, your leadership skills and, um, other attributes, uniquely qualify you for an opening that we have at the North Pole." Submitted by John Sharp; Houston, Texas
"You have been watching wayyyyyyyy to much TV." Submitted by Lynn Wheat; Collierville, Tenn.
"My boss told me the condition would only last two or three centuries." Submitted by Jerry Schroy
"Where is your report on the storage of the spent fuel rods?" Submitted by M. Mathews
"Yeah, it happens every time CERN turns on that new machine of theirs. The boss says to think of it as a cheap suntan." Submitted by Dave Ganbarg; Chicago