The new boss had it put in with a direct feed to every office.
"Seemed like a good idea, but we forgot about what the birds add to the blend." Submitted by Kevin A. Wilke
"We thought it was a useful way to recover waste heat after the last energy audit." Submitted by Jon Pasek; Greenville, S.C.
"I don't think this will fool the EPA." Submitted by Traci St. John, Westlake, Ohio
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"This was cheaper than offering everyone flex time." Submitted by Lisa M. Pantano; Bridgewater, N.J.
"Corporate's solution to the economic crisis." Submitted by Syed Imran Akhter
" Oh My God!! Don't you know that contact water vapor is a reportable emission!!!" Submitted by Christopher Nielsen; Summit, N.J.
"The carbon emissions alone put us out of compliance." Submitted by Mark McCurdy
" Well! I certainly didn't expect this when I told you to stop the night shift from sleeping on the job. " Submitted by Christopher Nielsen; Summit, N.J.
"I told you to do 'number-up' not 'scale-up.'" Submitted by Hans-René Bjørsvik; Bergen, Norway
" You would have to have 2 really really big straws to sip from." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Maybe we could use an exhaust fan and a Heat Recovery System to make it 'Green,' so we can get Tax incentives." Submitted by David Soper; Gastonia, N.C.
"You did a nice job with the installation, but it still needs a temperature and level transmitter." Submitted by David Soper; Gastonia, N.C.