"I don't think this will reduce global warming." Submitted by Ron Strybos
"So . . . They wanted me to heat the place up a little!" Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Doesn't everyone have their own personal boiler?" Submitted by Robert Andrew
" Yeah, the wife and kids bought me the commercial model. I can whip you up an espresso or cappuccino in just a few seconds." Submitted by David Debari
"I'm holding it here until the department recharge comes through from the plant." Submitted by S. Mackey; St. Paul, Minn.
"How do you like my new espresso machine Jenkins?" Submitted by Lynn Wheat; Collierville, Tenn.
"You really think my new pencil sharpener is just a tad 'over-engineered'?" Submitted by Jonathan W. Cahill; Perrysburg, Ohio
"The lives of 20 million people depend on you telling me what this thing is!" Submitted by George Cernigliaro
"If they move my desk one more time, I will quit! Or burn the building down." Submitted by Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla,
"I was building up so much steam that my boss put me in the boiler room." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"I like my coffee brewed the proper way." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"My doctor finally found a solution to my trapped wind problem." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"I told the boss I needed to blow off some steam. He moved my desk here." Submitted by Traci Lynn; San Francisco, Calif.