"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
have spent the money on relief valves.
Honorable Mentions
"That old analog gage sure makes it look a lot more serious than the digital reading on the screen in the control room!" Submitted by Keith Wamsley
"Aye captian, I've given 'er all I've got and now she's gonna blow!" Submitted by Michael Palmosina
"Run! Crazy Bob is changing process conditions from his remote computer again." Submitted by George M. Hudak
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OTHER SUBMISSIONS
"Mom always said I'd be a runaway success." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, Colo."Hurry Up! We have to get emergency procedures from our office." Submitted by Milind Ranade
"This is why engineers aren't supposed to touch any controls. . . " Submitted by Robert Andrew
"I told you not to fiddle with the damn valve!" Submitted by Nikhil Barbare
"But Jim, you told me that you would show me the facility where Usain Bolt practises for the London Olympics!" Submitted by Sebastian M. Thomas
"I was just trying to make espresso" Submitted by Kenneth Hackman
"Quick if we clock of before it blows its the night shifts problem!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson
"I told you, 'Never press the red button!'" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"Why suddenly, all this emphasis for a Company fitness program?" Submitted by Michael J Schulz
"Woops . . ." Submitted by Bob Andrew
"Water to acid? Acid to water? Dang it, why can't I keep that straight?" Submitted by Terry L. Castor
"What a way to motivate employees to exercise!!" Submitted by Michael L. Dunn
"'Don't mess with the settings!' Didn't I say 'Don’t mess with the settings?'" Submitted by George M. Hudak
"This IS NOT a drill!" Submitted by George M. Hudak
"Yeah! I’m running for my health." Submitted by George M. Hudak
"Last one through the door . . .dies!" Submitted by George M. Hudak
"Run it is going to explode will be flat as a pancake." Submitted by Donald
"You think there's a chance that fluid filled gauge is broken!!??" Submitted by Dean Kirkner
"Let's see if it can withstand the pressure!" Submitted by Wan M Fauzi
"Do you think blocking in the relief valve was a bad idea?" Submitted by Jeanne Clark; Pasadena, Texas
"I told you the gauge wasn't broken." Submitted by Faith Tower; New York