"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
He got hooked after he drank it at the last
shareholder's meeting.
Honorable Mentions
"What is he drinking? I ordered H2O. He said, 'I will also have H2O too.' " Submitted by Kummamuru Venkata
"Bob, until your new glasses come in, you need to quit storing your lunch in the lab." Submitted by Denny Clinton; Denver, Colorado
"Yes- well I do like the colour – but 'Soylent Green' will never catch on as a name." Submitted by Brook Hill
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OTHER SUBMISSIONS
CURRENT SUBMISSIONS
"You really should go easy on the Fracing fluid Hobbs. . . " Submitted by Larry Shade"So our company is having you test its latest Energy Drink??" Submitted by Scott J. Weston
"You Chem Eng types take everything literally – just because I said we needed to be GREENER!" Submitted by Brook Hill
"You know, that's really not how you make a carbonated beverage." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler
"Do you have to do that while we're eating?" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler
"Jane, next week it's your turn to drink the test products!" Submitted by George M. Hudak
"Bob, Moonshine is a code name – not the product were producing!" Submitted by George M. Hudak
"Since they switched to serving only decaf, Ralph has been synthesizing caffeine in the lab." Submitted by Harold Paine
"Very nice son!! I know it's the cheapest way to carbonate your drink, but we should not patent it in public interest and for general good." Submitted by Jatin D. Shah
"Son, I don't think that's what they meant when they said 'Do the Dew.'" Submitted by Jatin D. Shah
"Hey Dr. Hyde, I see you're still trying to land the role as the nutty professor." Submitted by Jim Higginbotham
"Well you did reduce the budget for the lab testing. " Submitted by Craig Watkinson
"I keep a flask at my desk." Submitted by Dale Stout
"I'm green with envy." Submitted by Dale Stout
"Fred, I don't think that's what they mean when they say 'going green.'" Submitted by Renee Schaefer
"Fred, I think you're taking your job too seriously!" Submitted by Renee Schaefer
"So Bob, how's that new diet coming along?" Submitted by Denny Clinton; Denver, Colorado
"I don't care how much they pay you!" Submitted by Judy Craft; Berea, Ohio