"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
Everything looks great! No signs of any animal infestations.
That wraps up the GMP audit with a pa. . .
Honorable Mentions
"I know you said the equipment around here was prehistoric, but I didn't realize you kept the dinosaurs too." Submitted by Sanjay Gangal; Louisville, KY
"Hey Fred, remember the rumor that this was a former Sinclair Oil Refinery?" Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"Where did you say you got those water treatment chemicals?" Submitted by Robert N, Pennsylvania
"Have we checked radiation levels lately?" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH
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OTHER SUBMISSIONS
"Joe . . . JOE! I though fossil fuels were made from EXTINCT dinosaurs!" Submitted by Beverly S. Turner"Heh Joe, you're right, the going GREEN initiative has begun!" Submitted by Jeffrey Haus
"Hey Eric...I don't think you'll have time to post that performance improvement card!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson; Nottingham, UK
"Hey Marty, read that last sentence again. You know the one that says you and I are now responsible for feeding the watch dog." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"George . . . I think the company's new security system is being installed." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"I know the company has talked about being vertically integrated for petroleum products, but going all the way back to the dinosaur seems a bit too far." Submitted by Sanjay Gangal; Louisville, KY
"Walk over to that clearing and wave. I want to get your picture for Comical Processing's genius of the year award." Submitted by John King (no relation to the artist Jerry)
"Hay joe what is that big prehistorical monster coming over these tanks?" Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, WVA
"Hey Chuck how fast can you RUN???" Submitted by Ferman Prewitt; Monett, Mo.
"Does the msds mention anything about reptilian side effects?" Submitted by Jatin D. Shah
"Do you ever get the feeling that HR is watching us?" Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"Do you know the new guys name? I think we are about to meet him." Submitted by Todd Hindman
"Hey Bob, he wants to know if we've seen King Kong around." Submitted by Jim Higginbotham; Chicago
"Shouldn't he have a hardhat and safety glasses on?. . . " Submitted by Phil Baker; Canaseraga, NY
"When you said our new product has some unique new hazards – what exactly did you mean?" Submitted by Chris Miller
"Does your work order say anything about calling out the National Guard?" Submitted by Paul Plante
"I think we're going to need a bigger hammer!" Submitted by Paul Plante
"Hey George, I think the bacteria in the biofuel fermenter has mutated. " Submitted by Harold Paine
"Japan's Tsunami woke up Godzilla, either that or the radiation is really affecting wildlife." Submitted by Mervin Archer
"Talk about a dinosaur, I thought that style of tank went out in the sixties!" Submitted by Scott Goldblatt; Spruce Pine, NC
"Do you have another pair of pants I could borrow?" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH
"I had a BAD feeling when I got up this morning!!!!" Submitted by Michael T. Stonestreet; Pasadena, Texas
"Uhhhh, Bob, can those waste eating bacteria mutate?" Submitted by Mike Beyers; Robbinsville, NJ
"Hey! Hank, remember that time, I said I lost my son's pet" Submitted by Elizabeth Alexxis Vasconez; Rockleigh, NJ
"Joe? Is this one of those 'gremlins' you're always saying cause us problems?" Submitted by Terry L. Castor
"They're really going too far to find new solutions to fossil fuel." Submitted by Ceana Prado; East Windsor, NJ
"Uh, Gary, I'm not joking. We really have created a monster!" Submitted by Paul Menary; Brantford, ON, Canada
"Are you sure there aren't any strange side effects?" Submitted by Kyra Arthur; Olmsted Falls, Ohio
