Judging by the look on your face, I take it you are not OK
with the new overflow system . . .
Honorable Mentions
"Initiations are mandatory . . . grievances can be discussed after your 6 month probation." Submitted by Gabrielle Maksimovich
"Hold your horses Charlie, I still have a minute left on my break." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"You yelled at the operator, didn't you?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
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OTHER SUBMISSIONS
OTHER SUBMISSIONS
"Not my area." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I told you so . . . they still need to complete the piping run to the sludge pound." Submitted by R.T. Mueller
"Sorry, I can't join you boss. Union rules." Submitted by Christine Banaszek; Hauppauge, NY
"Now you know why we need the flow alarm. . . " Submitted by Rick Torchia
"Oh, now I see it! It says 'blind the flange, THEN open the valve!' Sorry!" Submitted by Christopher Clarke; New Orleans
"Would you be more comfortable if I could raise the temperature a bit?" Submitted by Carol Wilson, Iowa
"I tried to warn you about performing exorcism's on the equipment." Submitted by Jim Higginbotham; Chicago
"I told you we shouldn't put the break room inside the sewage treatment plant." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"Well of course we put Gatorade in the safety shower, what does your department use?" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"Management says for each of us is to do our part 'go green' so I'm making you green, What's your problem?" Submitted by Don Ernst
"So you don't like your job as the Nickelodeon green goo viscosity tester?" Submitted by Paul Plante
"The specification say that it cannot be tested on animals." Submitted by Paul Plante
"I'm Operations, you need to take that up with Maintenance!" Submitted by Robert Andrew; Lakeland, Flas.
"The project manager says that the second parallel separator will arrive a week from Monday ... you said startup just had to stay on schedule!" Submitted by Ralph E. King; Channelview, Texas
"I'm maintenance, you need to take that up with operations!" Submitted by Robert Andrew; Lakeland, Fla.
"No matter how long you stand there, that is not going to turn you into the incredible hulk!" Submitted by Robert Andrew; Lakeland, Fla.
"It says here that's not supposed to happen." Submitted by LeRoy E. Rugg
"Hey, Check your dye. It isn't suppose to be green." Submitted by William B.
"The MSDS says you shouldn't get that stuff on you." Submitted by Phil Baker
"No, the harry potter invisible cloak does not come in red colour." Submitted by jdshah
"A clear example showing that chemical plants do waterboard industrial spies when caught." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
" The newspaper says that we can expect dry weather for the next few days. No showers in the forecast" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"And your point is?" Submitted by Lamont D. Mallett
"Hey Eric......It says the stuff in this tank should be blue!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson
"Stupid: don't set there reading turn the lousy valve I'm getting drenched." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"This is what happens when you can't pay on a bet with an engineer. You have until Tuesday to get the money." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Most of us give up Truth or Dare when we're children." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I guess that answers the question about the spectacle blind." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"So, do the goggles work as promised?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Bringing a little stink up to the meeting?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"That's what you get for not reading the MSDS." Submitted by Jason Fredrick, Westlake, Ohio