For the last time! There is no such thing as polyjuice potion and this is
not Hogwarts School of Witchcraft.
Honorable Mentions
"Bobby, last week for show and tell you brought two purple finches. Just what do you mean 'they're back.... sort of?'" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Prince called... he's missing his Purple Rain." Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"Well, this is a new one . . . your chemistry experiment ate your math homework? " Submitted by Christine Banaszek, Hauppauge, N.Y.
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Other Submissions
"Billy, the law doesn't allow me to let you give the class a taste of the energy drink you made with your chemistry set. " Submitted by Harold Paine
"For the third time Johnny, you cannot bring your Gatorade to school in that. The school rules clearly state 'No Open Containers.'" Submitted by Maria Holt
"No Johnny, I DON'T think that I would look GRAPE in that color!" Submitted by Jim McDow
"Farris, what do you mean your dad desolved your homework!" Submitted by Larry Findley
"Next time, Timmy, just bring an apple."Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"OK, Billy - You can "tell" us about Dad's home wine making, but the "show" will have to stay at home." Submitted by Michael L. Dunn
"Johnny, why did you bring this red guke to show and tell? I know your father works in a chemical plant."Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Billy, hundreds of children will be devastated if you can't get Barney out of that glass beaker in time for the 2 o'clock taping." Submitted by Kevin Summ; Milwaukee, Wisc.
"You told me to get sample ma'am but never told me how much . . . "Submitted by Hari S Bajpai
"OK, aside from the color and the volume, are you sure a urine sample is appropriate for Show and Tell?" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"I said you said buy a drink that's diet, not buy a drink and dye it."Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"I don't care where your dad works. Fizzy Lifting Drinks are not appropriate for Show & Tell.'" Submitted by Paul Ashley, Sandusky, Ohio