"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
When you said "Let's move a rubber plant." I thought meant a
rubber tree plant.
Honorable Mentions
"Nice design work with the cigarette butts- but now what do we do with them?" Submitted by Gary Neudahl; Chicago, Ill.
"So you're saying that other ant farms don't build silos?" Submitted by Bo Getty
"The cockroaches will be happy, when those things blow they’ll have the whole neighborhood to themselves." Submitted by Kevin Summ; Milwaukee, Wis.
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Other Submissions
"A million gallons of corn syrup. That should keep the Queen happy." Submitted by Steve Spagman"This cap is very hard to lift. How to climb the plant with this." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai. India
"Like it? . . . It's the smallest Antimony recycling plant in the world!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson; Nottingham, U.K.
"It looks hard from here, but once you clear the hill, it is easy; there is a ladder to reach the top of the tank." Submitted by Sebastian Thomas; Sharjah
"Your first assignment during internship - Inspect the tank from top twice a day for a month until you learn what is NPSH." Submitted by Sebastian Thomas; Sharjah
"NO WAY - you got it up there by yourself." Submitted by Art Krugler; Whittier, Calif.
"Don't say My foot! Mind your foot not only head! Wear safety shoes!" Submitted by P.K.Kannan; Doha, Qatar
"There is no need for these ladders, they don't apply functional design." Submitted by Malek Fayed
"Wow, everyone looks like "people" from down here." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill, let's get back to work." Submitted by Sandi Feltz
"I know the Queen said scale up, but this is ridiculous!" Submitted by Michael L Ashley
"Am I still making a plant hill out of an ant hill?" Submitted by Paul J. Botzman
"And you said that Queen Pheromone was looking for a new mate." Submitted by Terry Mackin
"They are big on safety, so wear your hard hat and safety glasses or they won't give you a work permit." Submitted by Ed Covington; St. Rose, La.
"Like usual, none of the chemicals are labeled. Violation! Violation! Violation!" Submitted by Joe Vallone
"All this dirt tastes like chemicals." Submitted by Anonymous
"People are always calling us industrious; with the completion of this project, we'll be Industrious Engineers!" Submitted by Peter Spath; Victor, N.Y.
"I thought you said we were going to the ant farm, not the tank farm." Submitted by Karyn S. DeWolf
"Your mission is to find out which tank has the maple syrup in it." Submitted by Larry Sendlak; Niagara Falls, N.Y.
"If we sneak in maybe we will not be seen but if we do get caught which one will be left." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg W. Va.
"Our job is to let them know when we have a leak." Submitted by Michael Akins
"Were you in charge of putting in the weigh station or was that one on me?" Submitted by Daniel Kinsell
"OK, February to June to access Tank 1." Submitted by Alun James; New Plymouth, New Zealand
"There again, what good's a hard hat if they're going to stamp on you?" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"OK, which one of us is going to audition for Village People?" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"I heard they were downsizing and that's why we got called in." Submitted by Bernice Winfield; Bristol, N .H.
