"Comical Processing," features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
George! You're a major roadblock on the
path to a paperless society.
Honorable Mentions
"Gesundheit!!" Submitted by Glenn M., Longview, Texas
"Hey Bill, I see you’ve received my maintenance request forms." Submitted by Adrien S.
"Do you want me to bring you the Shop-Vac?" Submitted by Sherry J., Rouses Point, N.Y.
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Other Submissions
"eek: What a mess. Cant find a thing." Submitted by Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.
"I volunteered you to host a meeting on “time management skills.” Can you put some slides together for me to review by COB today?" Submitted by Kelly L., St. Charles, La.
"Perseverance doesn't equal worthiness, you are fired." Submitted by Ashwin R., Houston, Texas
"See what a three-day weekend does for you?" Submitted by Ron D., Hastings, Neb.
"Hey Al, boss said your report still has some format problems." Submitted by Morteza A., Tehran,Iran
"The boss says to stop you working on that project he gave you last month, he has a new one for you that he needs by the end of the week!" Submitted by Dave L., Singapore
"Hey Mike! Good news! The government extended the compliance deadline for documentation." Submitted by Tyrone R., Norwood, Ohio
"Thanks for volunteering to upload these into our new Document Management System." Submitted by Kim F., California
"Fred, did I leave my origami art in here?" Submitted by Craig E., Lees Summit, Mo.
"Hey Al, have you seen my hamster?" Submitted by Craig E., Lees Summit, Mo.
" The Boss wants 15 copies of your plan for developing a paperless Document & Records Control System." Submitted by L. O. Howard, Russellville, Ark.
"Wasn’t Spring Cleaning fun?" Submitted by Cecile E., California
"Well, I told you the electronic project handover is much easier." Submitted by Abhijeet M., Vadodara, India
"Good morning, and how was your weekend?" Submitted by Graham B., Pegia, Cyprus
"The avalanche filing system just isn’t working for you, is it?" Submitted by Ron S.
"IT called! They want to know what you think of their new paperwork-reduction software!" Submitted by Norm R.
"I see your file clerk is on vacation again." Submitted by Mark B., Fort Dodge, Iowa
"I see your not busy, I’ve got a project I need done right away!" Submitted by Rob A.
" I grabbed the report off your desk yesterday. Hope you don't mind." Submitted by Brian B., Corpus Christi, Texas
" The job isn't finished until the paperwork is completed!!" Submitted by Ted O., Shanghai
"Be very polite when responding to the complains… by the amount of letters the company future depends on you!" Submitted by Carlos P., Jubail, Saudi Arabia
"We will use hardcopy just wile our network is down!" Submitted by Carlos P., Jubail, Saudi Arabia
"Yeah, and I'll need that report for my 9:00 meeting tomorrow with the client." Submitted by Donna Y., Aiken, S.C.
"Wait! I have the SOP here." Submitted by Roberto M.
"Are you ready to see the ISO Auditor?" Submitted by Pam N.
"Hmmm, it seems you started scale-up with documentation..." Submitted by Darius L., Utena, Lithuania
"You could stop worrying about the raw material for our bioethanol project, Rolf." Submitted by R. Shanthini
"Yikes: What a lot of paper work." Submitted by Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Just coming, as we planned to sit on data sheets now." Submitted by Noor M.
"Hey Jim, it's almost time for lunch break." Submitted by Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.
"One of life’s true paradigm. There are only 3 sure things in life: Taxes, Death and Paperwork. Not necessarily in that order and they all lead to more of the same." Submitted by Craig S.
"Maybe next year you'll shorten your vacation!!" Submitted by Jim H., Chicago
"Hey, did you ever reply to that chain letter?" Submitted by Rob F., Lakeland, Fla.
"Well, at least you’ve stopped complaining about email spam now." Submitted by Rob F., Lakeland, Fla.
"Did you see the report I left on your desk?" Submitted by Nate V., Valley City, Ohio
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